I was texting this one woman, we were supposed to have a date today. I told her I got a haircut yesterday, she tells me to let her see. So I send a selfie, and I feel like her entire mannerism changed. She wasn’t texting as much, and decided to go to trivia with her friends tonight instead of a first date with me. Usually when I tell people I’m ugly, I don’t actually mean like cave troll and/or Sméagol. There could be fifty reasons this happened, but holy fuck this one actually hurts.