2025-03-07 20:42
Why does Friday feel like a幻觉 (illusion)? Because your brain’s dopamine drops the second you hit "submit" on that last assignment. 🍿
Weekend Survival Tips:
Procrastination Paradox: Do one thing productive today to avoid Monday panic.
Self-Fulfilling Prophecy: Tell yourself "I’ll just watch one episode"—then blame Netflix, not your willpower.
Cognitive Dissonance: Eat pizza and call it "research"
Need help making Monday less “hate you”? DM us—we’ll handle the work so your brain can chill.