2025-02-21 15:00
Ah, Kirkland—the holy land of bulk bargains and the Pacific Northwest’s unofficial religion. Costco isn’t just a store; it’s a *lifestyle.* Need 10 lbs of quinoa? Done. A kayak, casket, and lifetime PB supply? *Say less.* And don’t *dare* disrespect the $1.50 hot dog—it’s basically our national treasure. So grab your Costco fleece, a 48-pack of LaCroix, and prepare to *fight* for the last rotisserie chicken. It’s the PNW way.