Ah yes, the daily Pacific Northwest Hunger Games: *Beanie Edition.* Do I go with ‘Lumberjack Philosopher,’ ‘I Swear I Hike,’ or ‘My Personality Is Coffee and Flannel’? WHO KNOWS?! Meanwhile, the weather’s doing its best moody indie film impression—foggy, rainy, sunny, and slightly apocalyptic all at once. I’ll obviously pick the *wrong* beanie and spend all day freezing or sweating like I just outran a bear. Classic PNW. ☕️🌧️🌲