Well well well if it isn’t my 5th fall on the treacherous ice for the year catching up to me. My right ankle rotated laterally (away from midline) something fierce and I was legit screaming in pain for my husband while laying on the ground behind my vehicle. In my own driveway. My husband and son didn’t hear me (no fault of theirs) and my AirPods must have been giving me a moment of peace because all of my “HEY SIRI CALL MICHAEL!!!”s were left ignored and I had to hobble-cry-scream my way to