- Cooks ✅ - Cleans ✅ - Good 🐱✅ To my younger self this may have seemed a match made in heaven but after one failed marriage and a decent nest egg later all I heard were things that can be purchased with $ and without as much stress: - Cooking ($80 at Fogo de Chao) - Cleaning ($80 for a bi-weekly cleaner) - Good 🐱 ($80 for a sex professional) Those “green” flags weren’t appealing at all considering there are things that a woman can bring to the table that are priceless: 2/🧵