2025-03-03 21:23
Things that are totally normal in anime but just don’t work in real life:
Running late but somehow still looking cool → In reality, I’m just sweaty and out of breath.
Giving a long monologue during a fight →
In reality, I’d be out of breath in 30 seconds.
Unlocking hidden powers at the perfect moment → Tried to move my coffee cup with telekinesis. Still waiting.
Climbing onto the roof at night to look at the stars → Neighbors would think I’m having an existential crisis..
Anime lies to us😭