When a man is in love with you, he'll never refer to you as a "chick" or a "girl" or "his old lady" or his "ball and chain". He'll refer to you as his woman, or his girlfriend, or his wife, or his fiancé. He'll refer to you with respect, because he sees you as the girl of his dreams." - from the book Why Men Marry Bitches by Sherry Argov Bookthreads