Y'all. I saw a real life book boyfriend today while at work. I did a very anti-FMC thing and ignored him because I didn't want to fall on my face and break my nose or something equally ridiculous. I was literally the only one of the four of us that did not speak to him. I brought up my reaction to my coworker who told me, "if it makes you feel any better, he's really nice. Like, really nice." No, it does not make me feel better. Let me mourn my awkwardness in peace, plz.