Yesterday I got into a feud about who was better: George Michael or Elton John. I was like “the only reason you like Elton John is because he did that duet with George Michael”, and she was like “you remember when that duet came on I changed it to the original”, and it was true, and I got chewed out. But I’m going to prepare for next time, but if she brings up Wham! I’m done for.