So last summer I went out for a walk and saw this guy on the sidewalk talking complete rubbish. He was on meth I guess. Couldn’t make any sense out of him. Then some girl from a bar comes over and starts talking to us. She asks to see our IDs to see if we were “of age.” Turns out the nonsense guy was 5 years younger, so despite the fact that he was unintelligible, and that he looked 10 years older than me this girl chooses him and more incredibly manages to have a conversation with him.