THIS IS AN OFFICIAL WARNING ISSUED BY THE UK TOURISM BOARD. YOU ARE ADVISED TO AVOID THE COUNTRY FORMERLY KNOWN AS THE UNITED STATES. IT HAS BEEN OVERRUN BY FASCIST LEANING POLITICIANS AND MILITARY STYLE POLICE WHO WILL THROW YOU IN JAIL AS IF YOURE A TERRORIST. Note: warning doesn’t apply if you’re an ex insurgent or wanted by the international police for trafficking.