1) Well, let me tell ya, it’s like I’ve stepped right into a whole mess of confusion! So, all these sweet ladies are tellin' me, “True love comes from commitment!” And I’m sittin’ there thinkin’, “Well, I’m all in, darlin’, I’m committed to this fine conversation!” But then, oh Lord, they take one look at my belly and start talkin' ‘bout how they like their men with muscles! So I’m thinkin’, “Alright, I can work with that…”