Today we have a lot of very grumpy hungover gnomes complaining about the weather and the food. We have offered eggs and bacon but that's not good enough and the bacon is not right and there's no brown sauce. The tea is terrible and they don't like our sausages. The sun isn't out and rain is forecast and they were expecting to go to the beach. And they don't even like the beer. We have explained that we weren't expecting them. The vampire gnomes don't like them and we could have a big fight...