Why do I feel the convo went like this?!? Channie (for the hundredth time that morning): "How many Chans are on Threads now? Can you just check one more time?" Manager (checks for the millionth time): "Everyone is Chan, Chan is everyone." Channie: "Really?" (Grins internally) Disclaimer: this is 100% a work of fiction. 🤭 straykidsstay