MAGA loves free speech—unless you say the wrong thing. Then, DHS arrests and disappears you. They hate taxes—yet just passed the biggest hike in 30yrs. They hate waste—but set a new deficit record. They hate gun control—yet push laws to take firearms without trial. They hate warmongers—while planning to annex Canada, Panama, and Greenland. They hate censorship and love transparency—while vowing to prosecute whistleblowers. Believing MAGA at this point isn’t just ignorance—it’s a talent.