2025-03-15 21:37
Oh, you haven't followed all the instructions in the Sony manuals.
To ensoul your camera, you need to make a pentagram on your floor, with gaffer tape. Put a roll of Kodak Portra on each point and the camera in the centre. Then set Kodak film alight, and bang on the ground 3 times with your monopod, and cast the incantation in your manual.
Your camera will be ensouled, and as a special bonus, you can now kill vampires with it when you photograph them.
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