The man: I see. But what if I take a bullet for you? The woman: that would significantly lower my p-value The man: babe, love is not a statistical test The woman: which is why I am avoiding a type I error

yes...but maybe no.

but what does the null hypothesis say?

I think that means “no.” The null hypothesis means “current knowledge of the state of things is unchanged” Rejecting the null hypothesis means “something will happen” So, she failed to reject, so they’re both single.

I'm assuming it's a "yes" since she doesn't have enough information to accept the alternative hypothesis

Assuming the null hypothesis is the status quo (not married), failing to reject it means she doesn’t see enough reason to change it … of course I may be biased towards the “I don’t need a man” narrative and have been known to ask people “um why would I do that?”

Null hypothesis to make an offer is this offer will be accepted. “Fail to reject” means null hypothesis is valid.

So she fails to reject Ho... Dude must be packing...

This is hilarious 😂

She roasted his ass. Said no and it will take him four business days and two white boards to figure it out.