At the clinic: Patient: Doc, I thought you’d be a Tagalog speaker from your Threads account but you’re not. You’ve only spoken in English since I came in the clinic. Me: You came in speaking in English ma’am, so I responded in English. Patient: Ah. Didn’t even notice. I’m an Englisera kasi. Me: Halata. Patient: OMG Doc! 😂 You’re so cute! 😝