We have recently been seeing a lot of posts online from men talking about a desire to find “goth” and “witchy” women. We feel a responsibility to use our platform to make a statement as a public service. You are neither psychologically nor emotionally equipped for this. The most likely result of this quest would be, at minimum, severe emotional damage and the possible forceful removal of your soul. Just stay in your sports bars drinking light beer where it is safe. Thank you for your time.