You can't even make my shit show of a life up, right? So I've got the virgin engineer coming today to fix my internet and obviously I've got these house viewings. So I've just nipped over road to the shop to get myself a a white monster and on the way back I had the key in my hand and there's some steps I have to go down and I'm like skipping on steps. Key flies out of my hand and lands in a fucking drain. A fucking