2024-06-20 16:36
趣事一則
話說今日葵盛游完水行咗落葵廣掃街,同個frd買完碗麵企咗埋一邊食,好不幸地嗰個位係倔頭路,食食吓有條友走埋嚟,一睇個款就知係要人做問卷,我就心諗屌。走唔到
佢問我哋係咪大專生,我即刻話唔係,繼續食麵。跟住佢話自己係唔知咩intern,搵緊啲大專生填份嘢幫手搞Ocamp嗰啲
跟住我話:「我哋畢咗業㗎啦,係個樣睇落後生啫。」
佢又問我哋邊間U畢業 定dse,我心諗 dse??😂😂😂我真係咁年輕?😂
跟住我話:「我哋外國返嚟㗎。」
佢又問英國法國定澳洲
我話:「再遠啲㗎。」
屌佢老味,佢問我係咪非洲😂
見我唔撚理佢,佢就想打我個frd主意,喺度問佢係咪i,幾多個%i,可唔可以同佢say個hi,然而我個frd全程冇講過嘢,淨係掛住笑
我直接話佢其實係e,不過係啞嘅。跟住佢夾硬遞咗部電話比我個frd叫佢填,我frd填咗個假名,留空咗個電話,佢又要我個frd填埋電話。之後我個frd開咗contact,填佢個frd嘅電話,然而佢set個frd個名叫「兒子」😂,跟住條友見到就好撚好奇,問呢個究竟係佢邊個。
我個frd都係唔撚出聲,於是我就話:「好明顯,呢個就係佢個仔啦!」