”You don’t go to abandoned houses? What, are you afraid of them crumbling on top of you and killing you? Or somebody calling the cops and you getting a criminal record? Or going into an abandoned house with the door open then suddenly entering a room that smells like a 100-yr old urinal and then realizing there are blue-ish, veiny legs visible from under a quilt on the bed and then you just run out and call the cops and they ask you to go and see if it really was a body but you can’t do it