Lady on the internet:
“OMG MAMAS did you know that the ‘sticker’ they put on your baby’s scalp to monitor their heart is a SCREW! That’s so invasive and hurts them!”
Me: “hi. I’m a doula. Yes you’re correct! But fyi…. My own tailbone left a scab and a mark on my son’s scalp…. I’d say a heart monitor to make sure your baby is ALIVE is 10 times better than that.”