The secret is that if your sexuality is kept to yourself, they have no reason to refrain from serving you. They don't care. They are asking you to keep it private, as it should be. Why is it so important for you to tell everyone, and since someone brought up children, why are you trying to determine their sexuality before their bodies have developed? Getting in their heads before it matters causes confusion. This isn't a conservative thing, it is a humanitarian thing.

So it's really simple actually. You have to live like jesus, but not real jesus. The white, spin-off jesus. Then you have to love your neighbor, but if they're gay or trans, you get extra points for NOT loving them. And bonus points if you say things like "I don't hate the gays, but..." or "I'm not racist, but..."

We don’t fucking care so stop shoving it in our faces. Nobody gave a shit until you brought it out in the public and forced us to use your fucking weird pronouns and watch you dress as women and walked down the streets and say you’re coming for our kids.

We don’t. We care about OUR KIDS.