2024-12-31 17:51
As per request (thereby excusing its lack of timeliness):
A VISIT FROM ST. FUCKING NICHOLAS
Twas the night before Christmas, and through the whorehouse
All creatures were stirring, female, male, and louse;
The stockinged legs stuck straight in the air,
with no idea St. Fucking Nicholas soon would be there;
The springs were squeaking in all of the beds;
and rotgut whiskey fogged the brains of every Hooplehead;
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